Showing posts with label FARTS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FARTS. Show all posts
HAPPY SCRUB TUB
I'VE BEEN IN INDIANA OVER THE PAST WEEKER TWO. WELCOME TO 2010. WHAT A THRILL. I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FR THE LACK OF PUPDATES, THAT TREND IS OVER. HERE IS A PICTURE OF THE FAM AND I SOMETIME IN THE 90'S WHEN I MOVED TO INDIANA FROM KC MO. LONG AGO. HOPE EVERYONE WAS ABLE TO SETTLE INTO SOME FAMILY SLUDGE, I WAS KNEE DEEP IN IT. FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK IN SUNNY SD. ON A SIDE NOTE - IT SEEMS NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU DO - YR GONNA GET THE WORST SEAT ON THE PLANE. EVERY TIME I FLY I CURSE MYSELF AND TELL MYSELF I WILL NOT EVER FLY AGAIN. FLYING IS MAGICAL AND ALL - TRAVELING SO FAST - BUT FEELING ALL BOTTLED UP AND RUBBING ELBOWS WITH THE MIDDLE AND UPPER BUTTS - I DUNNO - DONT THINK I LIKE IT.
XOXOXO
-DUSTY
NEW DEWDS WHO WANT TO HANG
I'VE BEEN WORKIN ON THIS NEW GUY. HE'S DRAWN HERE WITH THIS OTHER DEWD I STARTED DRAWING RECENTLY. THE PLAN IS TO HAVE THESE TWO DEWDS STAR IN AN EPIC COMIC SERIES HERE ON THE MUSHROOM.
-DUSTY
GAMING IN THE NEW AGE
I HAVE NEWS FR YOU. VIDEO GAMING IS NOT LIKE IT ONCE WAS. THERE WAS A TIME WHEN YOU BOUGHT A GAME AND YOU PLAYED IT UNTIL IT WAS BEATEN - BROKEN - OR BORING. YOU PLAYED IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH AND THAT WAS THAT. THE ENTIRETY OF THE GAME WAS RIGHT THERE IN THE CARTRIDGE. WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS YOU BOUGHT THE GAME AND YOU PLAYED IT JUST TO PLAY. THERE WAS NO OTHER INCENTIVES TO THE THE SUCCESS OF THE GAME OTHER THAN PERSONAL BEST BEATING OR A LOCAL IN HOUSE RIVALRY. THIS WAS IN AND AROUND THE 90'S I'D SAY. NOWADAYS - IN THE YEAR 2000 AND BEYOND - MOST GAMES AND THEIR ENTIRETY ARE NOT AVAILABLE WITHOUT INTERNET ACCESS. NOWADAYS YOU BUY A GAME AND IT HAS DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT. THIS EXCLUSIVE WEB RELATED CONTENT INCLUDES LEVELS, WEAPONS, ARMOR & VARIOUS OTHER SECRET STUFF. SO WHEN YOU BUY A GAME NOW (59$+) YOU TYPICALLY ARE NOT GETTING THE WHOLE GAME. I THINK THATS A BUM DEAL. ALSO, THE GAMING INDUSTRY HAS CREATED AN ONLINE GAMING MERIT BASED "ACHIEVEMENT" SYSTEM. THE MORE GAME SPECIFIC TASKS YOU COMPLETE THE MORE GAMER "ACHIEVEMENT" POINTS YOU ARE AWARDED. THIS GAMER SCORE IS THEN BROADCASTED PUBLICLY TO ANY AND ALL GAMERS TO SHOW YR GAMER-IZM, YR ONLINE PROTO COCK. I'M DOWN WITH THIS SYSTEM. I HAVE TO ADMIT ITS PRETTY COOOOL. YOU CAN SEE HOW SUCCESSFUL YR FELLOW BUDS HAVE BEEN IN COMPLETING THESE TASKS AND EVEN COLLABORATE WITH OTHER GAMERS TO COMPLETE THESE TASKS. PRETTY SICK. HOWEVER WITH THIS NEW COOL INCENTIVE BASED SYSTEM OF GAMER POINTS AND ACHIEVEMENTS COMES THE DARK SIDE OF DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT. YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE ACHIEVEMENTS INSTEAD OF COMPLETING THEM - PAY TO HAVE THE GAME BEAT ITSELF.... I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY BUT ITS REAL. INSTEAD OF HAVING THE SUPER MARIO PRO COME OVER AND HELP YOU BEAT THE 6TH CASTLE YOU CAN NOW JUST PAY BOWSER TO FUCK OFF. WHATEVS. THATS TOTALLY BONKED.
-DUSTY
